Marriage makes life a whole lot easier and more fun in many ways. Here's how:
Tag Team! Kyle and I are a perfect match; he hates to load the dishwasher and I hate to unload it. And that, my friends, is teamwork.
No more sleeping alone! This means that when Kyle makes me watch scary movies like this one and I wake up freaked out in the middle of the night because I think our monster hot water heater is actually a serial killer, he graciously searches our tiny apartment and assures me we are safe. Just knowing he's there makes me feel so much safer.
Now I can cook for two! I can cook and bake to my heart's content and there's always someone else to help me eat it all! Call me old fashioned, but cooking a delicious meal just makes me feel like I've succeeded at womanhood.
No more first dates! While Kyle and I were still dating he said to me, "just think, you could've just had your last first kiss." He was right!