Suspicious

photo by me

I saw this little old lady who had a very stylish wig.  It was cute.  I smiled at how darling she was, being so small and frail but still nurturing her personal style.  And then I noticed something else that seemed a bit out of place.  I'm telling you, this sweet little old lady was either sporting a healthy set of implants or was wearing a very supportive bra.  And then I had to laugh.  This darling elderly woman, hardly able to stand up straight, with her cute stylish wig and a suspiciously perky rack.  I want to be like her when I am old.  Suspicious rack and all.