Today was especially nice: sunny skies, spring weather, perfect for celebrating new beginnings, don't you think? It was after lunch on this fine day that I happened upon this...
...and subsequently laughed myself to tears. I'm sorry anonymous bride for making a mockery of your bridal fashion of choice. But really, where is the sensible bridesmaid to tell you you look like a cake-topper? I know that you meant well and perhaps wanted to accentuate the smallness of your waist but I feel it my public duty to inform you that your skirt is much too big. And tell me, am I the only one who finds this hilarious?
It does however provide us all with a good peek at your tennis shoes. Nice touch!
As if THAT wasn't enough to make your day... I would like to present to you the public unveiling of Twitterman! Yes, that's right, for the last few months my Kyle has been moonlighting as a radio station promotions assistant/Twitterman. I'm so proud! I love that he would willingly wear this costume and hand out t-shirts in public. It's pretty freaking awesome is what it is!
Twitterman may be Kyle's alter ego, but tonight I was the superhero for I obtained 2 tickets to the Jazz game! And the seats were pretty good! Feel free to call me "Sugar Mama." I think I've earned it.