Who needs a baby when you have a wife?

I have been hearing a lot from Kyle lately about how I am so much like a baby.  I must say, he does have some rather convincing evidence.

I become cranky when I haven't eaten and must be fed regularly.

I can't be left all alone for too long.  I get lonely.

I sleep a lot.

I must be cuddled.

If I wake up in the middle of the night, I'll inevitably wake Kyle up too.  Only he doesn't look this happy about it.

I need lots of blankets and clothes to keep me warm.

A short drive in the car puts me to sleep.  Just like Cody here.  He is a baby.