I'll be the first to admit that I do not have the most attractive feet; they're big and wide and crooked. I did, however, get a pretty awesome pedicure just before our wedding. Orange glitter gel toes! Call me a pedicure novice, but I did not know that these gel toes are practically indestructible! When I had them done, I was told that nail polish remover would not get them off, but they just need to be filed and the gel coating will crumble right up. So last night I decided it was time to be done with the orange toes and I filed and filed and filed... for 20 minutes I filed my left big toenail.
And now my toes look like this! Horrifying, I know. At least it is winter and I can hide my hideous toes in boots and winter socks until I go back to the salon with my damaged pride, begging someone to fix the ugly.