Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The Beehive State

I came across this site that had a list of some of the unusual laws in Utah.  I was particularly amused with the following:

It is a crime to curse on a bus.
After experiencing UTA firsthand, I sincerely doubt this has ever been enforced.


Discriminating unfairly in the purchase of milk, cream or butterfat is a crime. 
What is most disturbing to me about this law is the subject of butterfat.  Seriously?  Butterfat?  I cringe.


(Google tells me this is a poultry inspector)
Prosecutors can seek death for anyone who kills an on-duty poultry inspector. 
The life of an on-duty poultry inspector appears to be quite treacherous.


A drive-by shooting could get you five years in jail and a $5,000 fine, but you could spend 15 years in prison and pay $10,000 for altering the license plate stickers on your car. 
What if the drive-by shooting resulted in the killing of an on-duty poultry inspector? What then?!?


You must yield to birds while driving on the highway. 
Perhaps it is the on-duty poultry inspector who enforced this law, before he was killed in a drive-by shooting.




 First cousins may marry, but only if they are beyond child-bearing years.
Because that would eliminate the creepiness of it all?


It is slander - punishable by up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine - to falsely accuse a female of being unchaste.
Lesson to be learned: do not call a girl a hussy unless you are, in fact, sure that she is a hussy.

3 comments:

Derek and Jen said...

Kourtney, your posts seriously make me laugh! I'm cracking up right now!

KPost said...

Thanks Jen!

Elissa Wery said...

Thanks for the laughs and giggles! You're the best Kourtney!