All by Myself

Sometimes I just kind of need a break, you know?

So tonight I went out for frozen yogurt all by myself.

I went straight for the coconut yogurt and covered it with every chocolate candy bar they had.  And then I covered it with hot fudge to hide my embarrassing manifestation of a hormonal breakdown.

And then I ate it in the parking lot.

Alone.

Before leaving I actually contemplated going back in for the watermelon sorbet but I felt that my insides had become coated in hot fudge.  And anyway, I had already made a scene in there when I managed to dump red velvet yogurt all over myself and then lick it off my fingers because I couldn't find a napkin.  I had only wanted to have a sample!

*sigh*

It's been a good day.