Sometimes I just kind of need a break, you know?
So tonight I went out for frozen yogurt all by myself.
I went straight for the coconut yogurt and covered it with every chocolate candy bar they had. And then I covered it with hot fudge to hide my embarrassing manifestation of a hormonal breakdown.
And then I ate it in the parking lot.
Before leaving I actually contemplated going back in for the watermelon sorbet but I felt that my insides had become coated in hot fudge. And anyway, I had already made a scene in there when I managed to dump red velvet yogurt all over myself and then lick it off my fingers because I couldn't find a napkin. I had only wanted to have a sample!
It's been a good day.