I have recently discovered something which I have never before seen: the inside of my belly button.
I would have photographed it for you, but I've heard from a few people that that would be "so gross." So I am sparing you graphic belly button photos.*
You are welcome.
But can someone please tell me that it will go back to normal someday?
*If you are sad that you missed out on graphic photos today, please google Octomom's pregnant belly and gasp in horror at the size and misfortune of her mid-section.