What kind of person steals your shopping cart?!?
We had just finished hand-picking the finest of produce when I turned around and our cart was gone! At first I thought it was funny because I figured someone grabbed it by mistake and I'd find it sitting alone in some corner somewhere. But I was wrong.
When we went back to get another cart we discovered that there were no carts left so some *bleep* had stolen ours! I couldn't believe it. I kept eyeing others' carts to see if they had my squashes and apples hiding under their Marshmallow Mateys. But, no. It was for naught.
It wouldn't have mattered so much to me if our cart had been empty but do you know how long it takes to pick out good produce? It can take a long time, I tell you. And then we had to start all over again.
Saddest grocery shopping day ever.