Me: "I'm going to turn off the air conditioner and open all the windows, okay?"
Him: "Okay, that sounds great."
[me opening windows]
Him: "Hey why are you opening the windows? The air conditioner is on!"
Me: "I just told you I was going to turn off the air conditioner and open all the windows and you said 'Okay.'"
Him: "Oh, did I? Well, I'm watching the game! That's why they have commercials: they are not for advertising, they are so you can talk to your wife."