A couple times a year Kyle candles his ears to... you know... clean house. I decided I wanted in on the action and tried it for myself. It was quite the experience, but I think I liked it most because of the huge flame coming from my head. I'm kind of a pyro. I can't say it made a huge difference, but I like to think that it did.
Being the boy that he is, Kyle wanted to compare what came out of my ears to what came from his. I've considered posting the results photo of this "competition" BUT because I like you so much, I decided not to. Honestly, I gag just to think about it.
Have I made you gag already?
Have you ever candled your ears?