Assignment: Find Kay (whom I've never met) who is possibly standing outside the Neighborhood Market. But one can never be too sure.
Known facts include: Caucasian. Female. Mid 40's. Blondish hair. Heavy-set. No cell phone.
Would you believe that for 15 minutes I chased down 6 women outside the Neighborhood Market asking them if they were Kay? Because I did. It occurred to me that every woman in Salt Lake must be a heavy-set caucasian female with blondish hair in her mid-40's. But we do have a thing for blonde here.
There was some particular confusion with one of the strangers I approached because her name was Day. She thought I said Day, I thought she said her name was Kay...
I wonder, have you ever met a woman named Day?
I shouted "Kay!" to another woman across the street and we subsequently ran towards each other as I waved frantically in the air. She thought I shouted "Hey!" She was not Kay.
I did manage to find Kay, or rather Kay found me. She was inside the building I was supposed to help her get into. After observing me for a few minutes while I harrassed innocent Kay look-alikes while dodging downtown traffic, she poked her head out the door and said, "Are you looking for me? I found my own way inside."
Well there you go.