I hate sharing elevators. (Perhaps this is related to my minor fear of being trapped in one?) If possible, I will do everything I can to be the only one on the elevator. It's awful, I know, and I really should repent.
Why this makes me kind of a jerk:
- I'm ashamed to admit, but if I've stepped into the elevator and I hear you coming, I will probably push the "door close" button and pretend I got a text message and just didn't see you in time to hold the elevator for you.
- My worst ploy is when I see you and "rush" to push the door open button but the doors just happen to close before you can get on. Oops! I must have pushed the wrong button. I'm so sorry.
- If you get on the elevator only to get off one floor later, I will probably roll my eyes at you behind your back.
- Whatever you do, do not push the wrong floor number causing us to stop needlessly at a floor where no one is waiting to get on. I may chuckle lightheartedly on the outside, but really I'm glaring at you from within.