So maybe we had a few minor "disagreements" today.
We love the Winco and the Winco happens to be on Kyle's way home from work. So I ask him ever-so-sweetly to pick up some cheese for the funeral potatoes I plan to make for our delicious Easter Sunday dinner with friends.
A short while later I remembered we also need more jam. And butter. Both for my daily toast meals. And you know how much I love toast.
"Do you want to just make me a list or something?" Kyle asks.
"Would you be offended if I did?" The sweet wife replies.
"No." Says the husband.
So I write him a list:
Butter
Jam
Cheese
"That's it? I think I can remember three things, I'm not dumb." Seemingly-offended-husband exclaims.
And then I get the usual I've-just-never-met-anyone-who-eats-as-much-toast-as-you argument followed by the recently added version: you-are-so-passionate-about-your-butter. I am NOT passionate about butter. But I do love toast and toast without butter is just dry bread.
Later there was a dispute about the apparent femininity of David Archuleta. I think he's kinda girly. Kyle is an Archuletta fan and therefore he cannot be girly.
Oh and lastly, I successfully annoyed Kyle by poking and squeezing his face while he was trying to convince me of how manly David Archuleta is. I would like to take this opportunity to thank Kyle for teaching me how to be super annoying. I have truly learned from the best.
But I do love our witty banter.
3 comments:
hahaha your arguments sound so much more civil than Justin and I's fights hahaha. He would probably leave the room slamming doors if I poked his face while he was mad.
I love your guys' whitty banter as well! LIVE CLOSER!
Devin says David Archelleta wears more V necks than him.
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