doodle by me
So I have a delicous bottom.
Or how else am I to interpret the eight ridiculous mosquito love bites?
(I just counted. There really are eight)
I mean really, of all the places to bite me, did it have to be there?
And how is one supposed to feel about all this itchiness anyway?
As a side note, I find it rather awkward to say "bottom".
It just sounds so... proper.
And I am nothing if not improper.